January 2012
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bunnaby:
anyone who uses ‘smexy’ or any variant of the word unironically needs to be punched in the face repeatedly.
New Year’s Resolution
Don’t eat as much food as last ye-
whoops failed that resolution.
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riddleberry:
i don’t follow you and you don’t follow me and i don’t know who you are and we’ve never spoken but i’m offended that i’m not on your follow forever
December 2011
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takakura-kun:
OMG ALICE
THIS GIF
I CAN’T—
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i should shower and NOT look like trash
dialoglog:
homura attempts to distract walpurgis night with a strip tease
walpurgis night is straight and a witch
homura dies
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dialoglog:
sayaka miki was straight
and then she was gay
and then she was dead
and then she was alternate time line gay
which is different than gay
Ophrys Apifera: Adventures in Nerdy Baking →
ophrys-apifera:
These are the types of things I get up to at 1 in the morning:
Yes, that’s right. Portal cupcakes. Be jealous.
These lovely illustrations are courtesy of the wonderful Kat, otherwise known as saiph-and-sound. Go follow her right now, if you know what’s good for you. That was not meant to…
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Here's my twitter let me be hip now like you... →
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(「゚ ヮ゚)「 Kalinka? Malinka? ☜(゚ヮ゚☜)
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new skype icon
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shadzu:
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
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riningear:
marceline-your-vampire-queen:
juliandeguz:
ourbabekidrauhl:
ev4nescent:
boxmans-girlfriend:
part-the-red-sea:
fenixorden:
I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR AGES
OMG IM LAUGHING SO HARD XD WHAT IS AIR?
omgg
Reblogging again just because this is the funniest thing ever.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHA omfg. poor...
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Here's my twitter let me be hip now like you... →
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when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
So I was looking through my phone and...
Anthony
kinzou-sama:
fullmetalexorcist:
kinzou-sama:
My dreams have been achieved!
YAY
I’m so happy!
fight witches get bitches
Anthony
kinzou-sama:
fullmetalexorcist:
kinzou-sama:
See how I switch blogs like that?
So magical.
you’re a magical girl
My dreams have been achieved!
YAY
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anyone who lays on me: you are so bony
what is this
is this a pelvis
a pelvis in your shoulder
ohmygod
its digging into me
im dying
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Anthony
kinzou-sama:
See how I switch blogs like that?
So magical.
you’re a magical girl
MY COUSIN FARTED ON CUE WITH THE LION KING
SHE FARTED THE SAME TIME PUMBA DID
WAT
OHMYGOD LAUGHING SO HARD
fullmetalexorcist started following you
fullmetalexorcist:
neinteen:
//waves
and then the pants came off